Showing posts with label armageddon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label armageddon. Show all posts

Saturday, January 31, 2009

This. can't. be. happening.

Alright. Let me start off by saying that I am house sitting my bosses house while he is in London. The first three nights were great. I just hung out and watched movies, read, played wii and pretty much just enjoyed alone time. Yesterday I was super sick and decided to stay in and sleep it off. I took a ton of thera-flu and passed out around 10pm.

At 3:30am I was woken up to water drops on my face. I thought I was dreaming until my head was wet. I turned on the lights and heard drops of water throughout the two story apartment. Drip, drop. Drip, drop. I freaked out because I was barely awake and still high on meds. 

Bubbles were forming on the ceiling and just waiting to explode. Water was flowing through light sockets and smoke detectors. I called the super and landlord and no one was answering. I turned off the power in the apartment and ran upstairs to see why the upstairs people clearly dead or not home. No one answered. As I ran back down the stairs I realized HOLY SHIT FUCK, I am locked out. UGHHHHH. So the fire department came (apparently calling 311 just pisses firemen off, FYI) and despite me telling them that the super was on his way with a key, they broke into the lock to make sure everything was okay in the apartment. They were concerned since it was flowing through electrical outlets.

I used every single towel in the place and every single pan. I was running around like a mad woman just to get pans under waterfalls. It was all so surreal. 

3 hours later, I felt like it was under control enough to sleep a lil bit. The house I'm watching is now a mess and I'm trying my best to clean it and do loads and loads of towel laundry.

**** The upstairs neighbors apparently had a leak behind their toilet for 2 days and didn't call, nor did they turn off the water!!! Seriously? Are they that dumb? I should make them come and clean the place. 

I met Ben for coffee and a sandwich and he sure brightened the morning after a miserable night. My favorite quote of the week, "That is some acceptable slaw." And he is an acceptable guy! I love hanging out with new vegan buddies. Especially really awesome ones. 

I now feel more balanced after being rudely awoken to what I thought was the end of the world. We're still going to live...... for a bit longer.